Thursday, May 29, 2008

More Celebabymamas

Oh dear. The Simpsons and Spears are multiplying. The world is not ready - is the worldwide rule of 1 child in effect yet? It should be at least for Hollywood! Think of the cash they can bring in by selling pics of their one-and-only.

Should we be glad and at least hopeful that the younger spawns may have more brain cells, more sense and won't be seen running around town at the latest club only 4 nights a week?

Summer of Reality

Oh, I was SO happy when the writer's strike ended. Back to the glorious days of Lost, Gossip, Grey's and the rest of the gang. But now they are over and I am o-so-sad.

Yes, I love MTV, VH1 and E! - but I am becoming a bit afraid of what is going to happen to me this Summer. Denise, Dinah, Pam....please don't suck me in! Ah, but I know I will. Curiousity killed the cat.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Krista, you betrayed me

So the Virgin is also a hyprocrite? This is for all the PH2 fans out there.

I don't get how she can call out James as being untrustworthy, when she is going behind his back - all based on info Zack gave her by the way - to call him out to Raheim.

Now in the end, this actually worked for James and luckily for her, he decided to save her. Maybe this was all a strategic plan behind the scenes, Raheim could have given them a heads up, but I think if someone confides in you, that no matter what you hear they said, you should go to them and get the details!

And BTW, I hate Myrna! She claims to be a fashion designer? What does she design? Slutty, valley-girl clothes?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

J.Lo - Say it isn't So!

Like all good celebaby mamas, J.Lo is further securing her spawn's future with a reality tv show. All good parents should exploit their children like that - money, fame, stalkers - what is there to lose?

J.Lo is following in the footsteps of such Reality Moms, like Tori Spelling, Sharon Osbourne, Denise Richards, Linda Hogan and of course, Dina Lohan....all wonderful examples of mothers only looking out for their own welfare.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Drama-Wood

So I haven't been paying as much attention to the past few Real Worlds, but Hollywood caught my eye -- and definitely made me realize I am almost as old as Erie from Season 1 :-(

But, that won't stop me from watching! Here's my first impression: someone will get arrested (in addition to the stripper with a warrant out for her arrest), Sara will break up with her boyfriend, the southern belle will offend people, Joey will have a breakdown and may possibly leave....

The question is: who will actually have fame after their 15 minutes is up? And appearing on the challenges do not count!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

How to go from the D list to the A list

What's a 'celeb' to do when they are not receiving the fame they once had...or so desperately seek? With my new, 6 step plan, they are sure to succeed!

1. Go to rehab, get engaged or get pregnant
2. Secure a magazine article on one or all of the above
3. Land a reality tv show, movie, record deal
4. Accidentally leak your private video or join Scientology -- or make some other scandalous news
5. Make all the rounds on the talk shows about your new mission in life (family, being clean, religion, etc)
6. Fame!

*Note that this may not work for everyone, but it seems to be working for Fergie, Tori Spelling, Paris, Ashlee Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Spencer.

Celebaby-mamas

So after just reading the People article on J.Lo and her 'natural' twins -- I have a new theory...Celebaby mamas are not real moms.

Yes, that's harsh. Maybe not entirely true (at least for some), but...J.Lo has 2 'round-the-clock' baby nurses, yet claims not to use them...however, she is planning to run a triathalon by October. Yeah, all new Moms have goals that high...and that much help that we 'don't' take. And we can all start to exercise within 3 weeks and have special cooks and trainers come to our house.

I love how most celeb mamas say motherhood is so easy...well, speaking from the mouth of someone who can't even get their own coffee or hold their own luggage without help, I'm not surprised that 2 handlers for every child is an issue!

I'm curious how the new Tori Spelling reality show will be -- I'm sure Patsy will be there, among the other hidden helpers they don't want to admit they have.