What's a 'celeb' to do when they are not receiving the fame they once had...or so desperately seek? With my new, 6 step plan, they are sure to succeed!
1. Go to rehab, get engaged or get pregnant
2. Secure a magazine article on one or all of the above
3. Land a reality tv show, movie, record deal
4. Accidentally leak your private video or join Scientology -- or make some other scandalous news
5. Make all the rounds on the talk shows about your new mission in life (family, being clean, religion, etc)
6. Fame!
*Note that this may not work for everyone, but it seems to be working for Fergie, Tori Spelling, Paris, Ashlee Simpson, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Spencer.
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